Oh oh oh…

This little baby might resurrect sometime soon.. watch that space my petals…

It’s not about sex, it’s about sexual intelligence!

Oh yes a big piece is coming soon my petals!

Ce soir…

 

George-Michel xx

Merkozy or Sarkomel?

My fine little petals,

I learn today that Nicolas Merkel and Angela Sarkozy have decided to merge into one. Now, one must ask the question, why would a french princess want to be swallowed up by a generous german chancelor? Is this kinkyness, boredom, lust or just plain sexual stupidity? Beware of what you wish for, my little cabbages, I fear the worst in this case.

Send me your thoughts on the matter, the best letter will win a very special prize.

Yours incredulously,
Dr George-Michel Cobalt

The osmosis is just beginning

Nicolas weighing the pros and cons of the merger

Nicolas with his nanny looking for cockles

Chancelor pondering the merit of swallowing

Tulisa: her toy, her boyfriend and a video

My dear sweet little cabbages,

Once again, this week we are witnessing a deluge of sexual stupidity. We learn that Dr Tulisa Contostavlos, the london-based singing greek philosopher has confessed.

She first admitted to travelling with a little plastic (battery-operated) friend, called Sammy, as she finds celebrity life a terribly lonely affair. Sammy is always there to provide the good vibrations that she longs so much for. We understand.

Then, we are told, that a video footage is going round the internet, showing her practising her latest ways in philosophy. ” I apologise to anyone that this has offended. I know for a fact that it will never happen again” she announces. Dear Tulisa, I think the world is more understanding and willing to accept your latest performance than you can imagine. I hear that it is a very popular video and that millions are enjoying it as I type.Thank you. Please keep it up.

So there is no need to “be in bits for the past few days”, but thankfully we now hear that “she isn’t the type to sit down and keep my mouth shut about anything”. Opening your mouth always a good thing when doing philosophy, we agree.

Lastly, a boyfriend, not Sammy, Justin, has been naughty naughty, playing with the computer trying to denigrate Tulisa’s philosophical works. Not fair. Your philosophy is your gift to the world Tulisa, and I think that Justin will very soon find out that your study is solid, modern, revolutionary even. After Derrida comes Tulisa, clearly some progress.

So like all visionaries Tulisa, you must not apologise but on the contrary embrace this moment that has now come, where the quality of your work is, at long last, for the whole world to see.

We thank you wholeheartedly.

Dr George Michel Cobalt

Tulisa engaging online

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The naked truth?

My lovely petaliciousnesses,

Once again, we see a lot of sexual stupidity in the news today. Monsieur Strauss-Khan, the famous poet of love, today announced to the world that one cannot tell what a lady’s status in life is if she is naked. Well, he has a point, or has he? Indeed, naked she could be a nun, a footballer or a newsreader. And may be some of his numerous amorous encounters may well have been with such ladies. How can the poor man be to blame? They were naked!

What does this tell us? Well, one should never partake in naked encounters, always making sure that some attire of some sort is worn by the other party, this in order to stop the undesirable speculation that poor Monsieur Strauss-Khan is now facing.

I cannot wait for your thoughts on the matter my little cabbages

Write to me and this week the best letter will win an afternoon in my atelier to help me with my experiments.

Yours truthfully,

Dr George-Michel Cobalt

DSK trying to convince his butler not to let anyone in without clothes