Merkozy or Sarkomel?

My fine little petals,

I learn today that Nicolas Merkel and Angela Sarkozy have decided to merge into one. Now, one must ask the question, why would a french princess want to be swallowed up by a generous german chancelor? Is this kinkyness, boredom, lust or just plain sexual stupidity? Beware of what you wish for, my little cabbages, I fear the worst in this case.

Send me your thoughts on the matter, the best letter will win a very special prize.

Yours incredulously,
Dr George-Michel Cobalt

The osmosis is just beginning

Nicolas weighing the pros and cons of the merger

Nicolas with his nanny looking for cockles

Chancelor pondering the merit of swallowing